| Marge simpson so I'm gonna jump off of this bridge because I can't
stand the pain. So, would you please leave? I marge don't want my death on
your conscience. " I got ready to jump again when she spoke again.
"Please don't, think of your girlfriend:" I shook my head, "wife:"
simpsonagain I shook my head, "friends, family:" still again I shook my
head. "I don't have any of those. No woman can stand to look at me. I
don't marge simpson like to talk to people and all of my family is
dead. " I started to shake and cry. "You're marge talking to me and I
think that you are quite handsome. I can see in your eyes that you
carry a deep sense of honor and passion. Simpson " "That's true," I
said in between sobs, "I do carry both of those qualities with pride,
but alas there is no one to share them with. " "How marge simpson about me? "
The young lady asked. "Why don't you climb off of there and you can
share those qualities with me marge simpson. " I just chuckled. "What's so
funny. " "I don't know you, you don't know me, and the minute I step
down, marge simpson you'll turn me in to the cops. " "No, I promise. " I
just snorted at this, "What's one without one's word. " Weird, I was
thinking the exact same thing at that moment. "Here, I'll add something
else. How about we go back to my place and fool around a little. If
you don't think that I'd be worth spending time with, I'll bring you
back here and you can kill yourself. |
